I was never much of a Def Leppard fan, but...

...let's admit that there's no easy way to sneak around Make Love Like a Man. Call it what you will, but you know that it's a losing debate.

So it is that once I had the image of Joe Elliott in tight ripped shorts and a tight wife-beater belting gay anthems, it was a tough image to shake. The rest of the album became a remarkably frank Mutt Lange-Pride Parade experience. White Lightning indeed.

Spoken in my best Obi-Wan: "Then I'm so sorry."